- If I am using voice recognition software to do my writing, and
- If I have a freshly-brewed cup of French roast coffee sitting next to me as I work, and
- If a large black fly is pestering me, and
- If I wave my hand to shoo it away, thereby
- Tipping over the cup, and
- Dumping the steaming coffee over the desk, and
- Into my lap, thereby
- Triggering a long and extensive series of unsavory expletives, which
- Continues for some time as the mess is cleaned up, and since
- The voice recognition software was still on, and
- Recorded the entire incident (with its own Puritanical assumptions about what I was yelling), then
- The resulting text is nearly amusing enough for me to laugh at the entire incident.
A log of the
Life, Adventures, Travel, And Sufferings
of David Lettvin
compiled from his own mind as he searches for the true story of Henry Tufts.
Friday, October 15, 2010
Something to keep in mind
Note to self:
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